I left the Bolton vs Newcastle game at half-time, with Bolton 3-0 down and half the players showing no discernable pulse. It was a nice sunny day, Mrs Stan and Stanetta were shopping nearby. I figured that the team couldn't be bothered to work up a sweat, then I wasn't going to waste my time watching them flounder.
I've left ten minutes early before now - but I've never written off a team at half-time. And I used to follow Partick Thistle - who are a by-word for frustrating unreliability.
I want my money back.