Sunday, February 15, 2009

Called to the Bar'd

So many people appear in Magistrates' Court clumsily dressed, hands in pockets and mumble monosyllables into the floor .

This chap however may have erred on the other side however, turning up dressed in white in a stretch limo with a glamorous "research assistant", quoting Shakespeare while in possession of a Pot Noodle and a Cuban cigar.

No, I don't know what to think either.


Flitcraft said...

Just the sort of idiot who wouldn't realise how identifiable these things are. Any library with the money to buy a rare early modern book like that, has the specialists to check them out. He should have stuck to Jackie Collins.

Anonymous said...

Cracking blog by the way.

Anonymous said...

Stan - without wishing to highlight your newness to being a JP - perhaps go back and check your facts. The provision to pay a fine instead of going to prison was only recently brought in and would certainly never have been applicable to the person you are glamorising.

Perhaps check and then repost.

Anonymous said...

My comment has been placed against the wrong Post. Please refer it to the "fine figure" posting.